After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You were trust falling into bushes
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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