rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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