just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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