But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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