we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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