think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
