So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I am full of burrito and curiosity
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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