i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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