As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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