): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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