Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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