why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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