I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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