"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My ass is underappreciated
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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