I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
