ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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