the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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