I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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