he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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