using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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