i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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