my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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