I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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