her vagine was all disorganized.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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