I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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