Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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