I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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