dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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