i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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