I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The uberlube is also flammable
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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