You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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