i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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