We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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