4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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