I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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