she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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