i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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