He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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