super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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