so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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