Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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