Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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