ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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