Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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