does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I am mentally ready for anal.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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