the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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