They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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