So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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