My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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