So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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