Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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