I must be too annoying 4 u.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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