Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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