I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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